voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

Rat Lady: stardustandsunhands: I eat 3 huge meals a day with snacks, don’t do...

st00pid-vegunz:

stardustandsunhands:

I eat 3 huge meals a day with snacks, don’t do any exercise and I’m not gaining weight. So to all these people eating very little, it’s all bullshit and you’re killing yourselves.

Oh what a fucking joke. Good on you for being able to eat and not put on weight. Not…

lol “it’s all bulllshit and you’re killing yourselves.” 

grrrlfever:

i want food and sex

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!